Don't read if easily disgusted

hahaha i share because i can ...

so i'm having the worst cramps ever, i feel like i have a waterfall between my legs and it's just plain old painful and disgusting and all i want to do i go lay down in the fetal position and cry. i haven't felt like this in soooooooo long i don't even remember the last time.

here is my theory as to why this is happening:

i have been on the pill since i had my daughter she is about to be 3. so you figure 3 years of almost non-existent very light (dark colored) periods right. so my theory is that because of the pill it builds it extra protection against the lining on the walls it kills it or whatever (this is just me i'm no doctor expert so if i'm wrong i'm wrong) this way the sperm doesn't swim up and try and attack my egg because it has all this lining that it doesn't make it there. like super spermicide attack of the killer wall lining haha. anyway so my point is that now that i'm not on the pill the wall is growing and regaining it's strength and in that it's starting to come down how it should normally completely red and heavy pieces of tissue and it's disgusting when you go to the bathroom and no i wasn't pooin or peein but you sit down and you know you feel all heavy and then plop goes the tissue in the toilet hahaha. nasty right. so now that the lining on the walls are comin down properly now his sperm can swim happily to my egg and begin to hibernate into a baby hahaha.

sorry if i grossed you out but i warned you!