Friday, March 7, 2008

Transportation Manager - Rant

YOU SHORT NO NECK FAGGOT ASS MOTHER FUCKER HOW DARE YOU YELL AT ME FOR DOING MY FUCKING JOB! IS IT MY FUCKING FAULT YOUR SHORT MONSTER LOOKING LIKE BITCH OF A ADMIN IS OUT TODADY ... NO!!! IS IT MY FAULT YOUR LEPRECHAUN MOFO OF A SUPERVISOR IS ON VACATION THIS WEEK ... NO!!!! SO DON'T FUCKING YELL AT ME CAUSE FOR ONCE SINCE YOU'VE FUCKING BEEN HERE YOU ACTUALLY HAVE TO DO SOME WORK, YOU ACTUALLY HAVE TO TAKE PHONE CALLS, YOU ACTUALLY HAVE TO DO PAPERWORK AND NOT JUST TELL YOUR MINIONS WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO. WHY DON'T YOU GET OFF YOUR FUCKING HIGH HORSE STOP STRESSING AND TAKING SHIT OUT ON ME AS IF YOU MEAN ANYTHING TO ME YOU FUCKING SHRIMP. FIRST OF ALL NO ONE EVEN FUCKING TOLD ME YOUR SNAGLE TOOTH ADMIN WASN'T EVEN HERE TODAY I HAD TO FUCKING OVER HEAR THAT SHIT CAUSE NO ONE TELLS ME SHIT HERE, SO WHY DON'T YOU TAKE YOUR NO NECK STOCKY NASTINESS TO THE GYM TO WORK OUT YOUR FRUSTRATION IN THE SHOWERS WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND, CAUSE YOUR SO OBVIOUSLY A FLAME (I BET IF HE COULD HE WOULD DATE THE MOFO AND THEY WOULD LOVE IT). GO PUT ON YOUR LEGWARMERS (LOL BRIAN), YOUR FUCKING LITTLE TU TU AND GO DANCE AND PRANCE AROUND YOUR OFFICE DOING NOTHING BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT YOUR USED TO BECAUSE EVERYONE DOES EVERYTHING FOR YOU. YOU KNOW I REALLY FUCKING HATE MANAGERS THEY ARE OVERPAID PEOPLE WHO DO NOTHING AND TAKE ALL THE RECOGNITION FOR ALL WORK THAT COMES OUT OF THEIR DEPARTMENT IT'S A BUNCH OF BULLSHIT AND I BAN HIM FROM MY SIGHT OF VIEW. FUCKING PRICK!

2 comments:

Amy said...

DAYUM!!!

Kristi said...

Damn girl that was hilarious!