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Mexico captures submarine loaded with drugs Reuters - Thu Jul 17, 1:16 PM ET
MEXICO CITY (Reuters) - Mexican troops seized a small submarine smuggling drugs in the Pacific Ocean on Wednesday, the military said.

Man claims Subway baked knife into sandwich Reuters - Thu Jul 17, 1:08 PM ET
NEW YORK (Reuters) - A New York man claimed in a lawsuit filed on Wednesday that he found a knife with a 7-inch (18-cm) blade baked into the bread of his foot-long "Cold Cut Trio" Subway sandwich.

Man blows up apartment spraying for bugs Reuters - Mon Jul 21, 1:27 PM ET
NEW YORK, July 21 (Reuters) - A New Jersey man trying to exterminate insects in his apartment blew it up instead, the New York Daily News reported on Monday.

Loud music makes customers drink faster Reuters - Fri Jul 18, 8:30 PM ET
LONDON (Reuters) - Customers of bars that play loud music drink more quickly and in fewer gulps, French researchers said on Friday.

It's the law: No sagging pants in Chicago suburb AP - Sun Jul 20, 2:06 PM ET
LYNWOOD, Ill. - Be careful if you have saggy pants in the south Chicago suburb of Lynwood. Village leaders have passed an ordinance that would levy $25 fines against anyone showing three inches or more of their underwear in public.

Fish pedicures: Carp rid human feet of scaly skin AP - Mon Jul 21, 8:30 PM ET
ALEXANDRIA, Va. - Ready for the latest in spa pampering? Prepare to dunk your tootsies in a tank of water and let tiny carp nibble away.

Men sentenced for setting friend's crotch ablaze AP - Mon Jul 21, 8:30 PM ET
SAN LUIS OBISPO, Calif. - Two practical jokers are behind bars for setting their passed-out drinking buddy's crotch ablaze while boozing in Grover Beach. Matthew Craig Pillers and Jack Brent Nicholas Keiffer pleaded no contest to a felony great bodily injury charge.